Things I Won’t Miss

Ten things I am not going to miss in six months:

  1. My shirts puckering around the buttons over my belly
  2. The extreme discomfort of having your belly hang over your belt buckle on long road trips or airplane trips
  3. Worrying about buckling the seatbelt on an airplane
  4. Not being able to open my laptop on an airplane tray table
  5. My old worn out belt that is soon to be too big
  6. Being unable to buy clothes in regular clothes stores
  7. High blood pressure
  8. A closet full of clothes I can’t wear
  9. Worrying if I’m going to be able to fit into one of my suits on short notice
  10. The fear that exists when somebody is in the room with a camera